She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Drake has all the answers
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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