He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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