Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
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