check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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