He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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