D3 body, D1 cock
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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