like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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