Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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