i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He did a backflip because drugs
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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