i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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