Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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