it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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