Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
