everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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