she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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