bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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