So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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