So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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