i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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