I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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