i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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