...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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