He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
So. Much. Porn.
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