So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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