it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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