But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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