ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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