So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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