he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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