everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
You don't make any sense
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