Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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