Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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