Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Randomize
