girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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