i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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