we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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