He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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