hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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