he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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