Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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