This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
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