So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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