Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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