My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
so much tequila, so little girl.
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