He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
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