singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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