you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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