if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
