I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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