Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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