It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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