Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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